A Little Smart From A Fart?

Hey, gas can work too. Not what I was getting at though at my zoo. Don't let the title fool. There are plenty of those out there already who drool. Not talking about a mutt. They may like gas from a butt. On with it at my sea. It's a pretend to be smart spree.

Look at me.
I'm not dumb.
I have a big word spree.
Listen up chum.

I like sapiophiles best.
Don't look at me like that.
It proves you are like the rest,
Not getting it where you are at.

It doesn't hurt at all,
If they have callipygian too.
It shouldn't be too small.
Got you thinking at my zoo?

Too ebullient is a turn off though.
Could make the cat run.
So keep the ebullient show.
But still good to have fun.

I'll let you be as magnanimous.
Why do I want that?
I'm fine being pusillanimous.
It keeps me an alive cat.

I'm at the ready.
I'm perspicacious is all.
I can spit these out steady.
I'm so smart at my hall.

Although I don't want to nidificate.
That would be little fun.
It would be a bad fate.
The ebullient one may run.

If you get it in your head,
You know like a bug crawled in your ear,
To go all perfidiousness before bed,
You'll get my rhyming rear.

I know what they all mean.
I am simply just the best.
Don't shake your head at my screen.
My gasconading passes any test.

This has gone on long.
Maybe I'm boring you?
Did I come on too strong?
I'm just a sesquipedalian at my zoo.

Don't you love people who hear a big word and then use it and sound absurd? They try and act smart and add some big word art. Really they are all hot air, like a fart, and would be better off sucking on a pop tart. Do you try to fit big words in to up your smart class? Better not tell my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.