October 1, 2016: I Hate Zombies, But I Love Parties

The best parties usually bear some resemblance to the zombie apocalypse already.



So we've got a suggestion for how to make that comparison explicit: Unleash I Hate Zombies on your next gathering, shindig, get-together, rager, dinner party, or church picnic. (We know people party in different ways; no judgment.)



Think about it. It's the perfect party game. The advantages include:



It works with up to 12 players. Contrary to what Judd Apatow movies would like you to believe, real-life parties don't usually have more than 12 people.


It's easy to learn. It's pretty much rock-paper-scissors with powers and a theme. There. We just taught you to play.


Everyone gets unique abilities – and we have it on good authority1 that even staunch non-gamers like feeling unique.


There are essentially two kinds of people in the world: People, and zombies. The game just lets them fight it out as teams for once.


You can use it as a handy way to resolve arguments or debates. Does half your crew prefer Dr. Who and the other half hanker for Firefly? No problem. Zombie it out.


It's a fun game. Parties are where people go to have fun2.


I Hate Zombies is not too complicated, so people can continue to socialize, drink responsibly, and charm cobras3 while they play.
So go get a copy of I Hate Zombies today. Whoever survives your next party will never forget the time they had.



1 We asked some suit-wearing people on the sidewalk outside our headquarters.
2 We asked the suited people this, too.
3 That's what people do at parties. Right?



– Ariel Barkhurst



Warehouse 23 News: Rock-Paper-Scissors . . . Zombies!



In I Hate Zombies , the last survivors of humanity face off with dirty, brain-guzzling zombies in battles that will decide the fate of the world!  Use your rock-paper-scissors skills to turn everyone into shambling hordes of the undead or to become mankind's last hope. Get a copy of I Hate Zombies from Warehouse 23 and the survivors of your next shindig will never forget the time they had!