The Score

"Show me the way to go home!" bawled the wolf.

"I'm tired and I wanna go ta bed!" sang Red Riding Hood.

"Phwoar, do ya?" the wolf leered and groped her arse.

"Nah, I just invited my back ta my place fer COFFEE!" Red Riding Hood giggled. God, this man was a twat, and a predictable one.

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Roger paused in the bedroom doorway and whistled.

"Video camera? I think I hooked me a live one!"

"Well…" purred Rosie, moving closer and putting her hands on his chest, "sometimes I like to watch! Over and over and