I Talk About How I Talk About Twilight

The poor bastards at Fresh Fiction gave me an open forum to blog about whatever I wanted. Naturally, I blogged about how the huge trend in all things vampire was occasionally inconvenient for me. They're giving away several copies of my new release, UNDEAD AND UNDERMINED.
The scene of the crime: http://freshfiction.com/page.php?id=3519
Don't be too hard on them. They truly thought I'd be mature and professional from beginning to end, as opposed to shrill and hypocritical. Read it and weep, gang!