Stupid Takes A Hit As These Are Worse Than It!

Stupid really must be getting lonely now. Some people are so far past it they wow. You know how they say you shouldn't leave personal info online? Well some shouldn't put anything online to remain fine.

Why did the civil war have to happen? It'd be one less thing to study.
Yeah, school is so rough, buddy.
You got it so much rougher than those who fought.
Was that a new Iphone you just bought?

You know you love someone when you save their texts and re-read later.
Now that may make sense to even a gator.
Except it was a supposed quote by Marilyn Monroe.
Whoops, texting wasn't invented for her to give a go.

My teacher is so dumb he thought the sun was a star.
Boy, we can tell you are going far.
Maybe you'll go to Mars.
Maybe not, as they don't have bars.

Someone told me you can pay for stuff online by putting your credit card in the cd slot.
That someone must have knew you had brain rot.
If you believe that I have a bridge to sell you.
I takes all major credit cards too.

Organic ketchup and turkey burgers. I'm turning into a vegetarian. 
Yeah, and the cat just turned into a stinky barbarian.
Poor turkey's get the shaft.
Maybe they were born on a raft?

Correct use of their. Can I do what their doing?
Did I just hear booing?
Maybe correct has a new meaning?
You may need some grammar screening.

Just learned Africa is not a country.
Did someone tell you bluntly?
That may have been bad.
Hey, new brain cells may be had.

Just found a phone from the 90's with #. Why did they need a hashtag?
Hmmm one too many a doobie drag?
I think they call that symbol pound.
It has magically always been around.

Help find studies on how our generation is lazy.
The irony here sure isn't hazy.
Woweeee, you proved it for all.
Take a bow and stand tall.

Is the 4th of July being celebrated on the 3rd or 4th this year?
You sure kicked things into gear.
Maybe they'll change it to the third.
Wait, that would be absurd.

And that is why stupid people should not have internet access. Then they probably would never win at chess. Hell, angry birds would do them in. Tetris would probably be a sin. See any dumb things along the way? Oh what people will say. I guess ignorance is bliss though. Can't hurt if they are too dumb to know. Good thing it is not the whole human mass. I couldn't handle that with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.