classicintp:
INFP: I have recently been developing arthritic pain in my knuckles after sewing. Though.. I can’t tell if it’s because of the sewing.. or delayed pain from playing too much Pokemon Go.
Me: You fucking nerd. Uugggh. Pokemon Go is everywhere.
INFP: …join us.
Me: No.
INFP: ….become one with us
Me: I refuse.
INFP: You know you want to.
Me: I know no such thing.
INFP: What if there’s a Ninetales in your backyard.
Me: Doubtful.
INFP: …
Me: …
Me: I do have a big backyard though.
Me: …wait
Me: NO.
Me: STOP YOUR SIREN SONG. I WILL NOT BE DASHED UPON THE ROCKS.
INFP: *giggles maniacally*
Published on September 25, 2016 16:01