Cobweb (our elderly cat): I want to sit by you.
Me: You can't. I'm having my dinner.
Cat: But I want to sit by you.
Me: I repeat. You can't. I'm having my dinner.
Cat: I'm GOING to sit by you.
Cat leaps.
Cat lands in middle of dinner.
Me: What the HELL!?
Cat: Wheeeee!
Leaps out of plate, kicking dinner across the settee.
Cat: now I am sitting by you. Ooooh! Creme fraiche.
Published on July 22, 2011 09:54