The Top 5 Reasons Why I’m Endorsing Cthulhu For President In 2016

Well, it’s time to get off the fence.

I’m officially endorsing Cthulhu for president of the United States in 2016. The decision was simple, really.

Allow me to explain my decision, because I know that what readers really want is not to have artists entertain them, but rather, for every author, actor, director, and other artsy-fartsy typein the universe to lecture them incessantly on their pet political, religious, and cultural issues.

So, here are my top 5 reasons why I’m endorsing Cthulhu fo...