A Little Brick Won't Do The Trick!

The cat has to clarify here and there because there seem to be nuts that aren't aware. They try what they see in a movie and think it grand. Idiot humans across the land.


Why are you so brain dead? We're you hit square in the head? Did you enjoy that falling brick?Nope, as it killed you some slick.
What about that car?You bounced really far.Or maybe you did not.Either way, by getting hit you'll rot.
You won't get up and walk away,Like it is just any other day.So enjoy that speeding bus,I'm sure no one will make a fuss.
Oh, and if you take up hacking,You're skills may sure be lacking.For many random key strokes hit,Won't help you one little bit.
You'll need to learn to code.Not go all actor mode,And letting your fingers fly.Hitting random buttons is a lie.
Oh, and jumping from a roof,Will be a rather big goof.You won't get up and walk away,No matter what movies may say.
There will be a mighty fall,You'll end up in a stall.Or would that be a drawer?Either way, you give the coroner a chore.
And a punch to the face,May seem like a fun embrace.But after one or three,Or however many comes to thee,
You won't heal fast,The pain will surely last.May even knock out some teeth,But hey, you'll get a fancy wreath.
It will say you're dead.Like taking a brick to the head.So unless that is your wish,I'd recommend the real life dish.
There you go. The cat just saved humans everywhere today at his show. Do you ever try what you see on TV? I hope not at your sea. Unless it is one of those cooking show things or maybe how to tie knots in strings. Other than that you may want to take a pass. You can trust my non brick throwing little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.