Objectionable

There is a very politically objectionable sign at the edge of my neighbor's yard, obviously set up by shamefully Eurocentric male chauvinists. It has the audacity to say "MEN WORKING".
I am disposed by this clearly offensive sign to write to my congressman and the president demanding that it be changed immediately.
I am open to suggestions as to emendations. The obvious choice would be "PEOPLE WORKING," but doesn't quite have the ring I'm looking for. Perhaps "HOMO SAPIENS WORKING," would work, but is rather long for a simple rhombic orange sign with black lettering.
Besides, it's so unfortunately human-centered. After all, dogs work. They actually do some extraordinary services that we humans can't possibly match.
What is the world coming to with such blatantly odious slights? Is there anyone so offended as I am? Speak out! Let you voice be heard! Do not count yourself among the fatuously self-satisfied!
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Published on September 21, 2016 10:50
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