DO YOU REALLY THINK I’M CRAZY?

The electromagnet sitting on the fridge makes me biggerCarrot juice makes me stronger Zinfandel makes me grow longer Broccoli to make muscle mass leanerI've grown two inches taller since you last saw me Did I mention ginger burns fat? I'm 20 pounds thinner in only 2 months. Ginkgo biloba makes me smarterAll other species of Ginkgophyta extinctGingo biloba only one leftUse many herbs to cure my numerous ills Quicker ills pop up faster they disintegrateGarlic cures infections inside and out
I'm superwoman, you're a has been No justice at all. Need rulers to tell us what to doFollowers need leadersLike Peter Pan and Benjamin Button we never grow olderLike Benjamin Button, every day  grow younger Soon we won't exist at all No need to hire anyone for workDo everything ourselves Super powers in our brain. Self-sufficient towersOf humanityWe"ll be better every day. Poor, downtrodden humans will survive
Hopefully we'll all finally get what we deserve!