I"m quitting my imaginary job

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This will come as a blow to those of you eager for my existential stability, but I’m bailing on the only real job I’ve ever had in 24 years.



It may help soften that blow to know it was all make believe.



Yes, I’m quitting the imaginary job I’ve held at the imaginary hardware store where I’ve been pretending to work since February.



It’s just driving me nuts. More