Don't Bug Out With This Shout!

Cassie and I were running around and a little creature was found. We had to get that intruder as that thing living with us couldn't be ruder. Or at least it can annoy. So we stopped its ploy.


I spotted it first,After quenching my thirst.It had to die.How was I to know it could fly?

Cassie saw it after that.She is such a lazy cat.She heard me say that.So she called me a dingbat. 

She said she'd win.She'd do the bug in. Then she gave me her ass.She really has no class.

Pffft under the computer tray.Like it would be there at our bay.With giving such places a glance.  She stood no chance.

My spot was best.I did the pillow test.It had to be under there. The pillow is far more rare.

Cassie yelled for me.She was full of glee.She found the thing,And got off a wing.

It still flew.One winged, who knew? She hadn't caught it yet.She couldn't beat this pet.

I rolled my eyes.I can easily catch anything that flies.So I got ready to jump.I came down with a thump.

Yep, I landed in the litter.Cassie got a little bitter.For I stomped the bug.I then buried the dead thug. 

After an "I win" shout,I jumped right out.I gave it my ass. Yeah, I truly do have no class.
Don't you believe me? It was a sight to see. I jumped on that bug with ease. It was such a breeze. What was that? It was thanks to Cassie cat? Pffft it was all me. How do you kill bugs at your sea? Do you kill them with class? Do you shriek and give them sass? If you do that later in mass stay far away from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.