Muppet

Tom: Okay, stop right there, don’t say another word!

Liz:I’m, erm, not sure I can, not right now.

Tom:Why ever not. Just put it down and –

Liz: It’s because the …oh, what do you call it?

Tom:The thermometer?

Liz: No. You know – the thing that measures hot and cold.

Tom: Yes – the thermometer!

Liz: Doesn’t that measurethe weather. Ooo listen, I’m a poet.

Tom: No. It measures … Anyway – put it down.

Liz: This?

Tom: Yes – that.

Liz: Well, if I do then surely –

Tom: Oh give it here. There. It’s o...