METALION: Fenriz of Darkthrone Sort-of Elected to Kolbotn Town Council on a Firm “Please Don’t Vote For Me” Platform

If he coughs uncontrollably, he must have been recording vocals on a song from Darkthrone’s upcoming ARCTIC THUNDER album. If he’s building a wall around anything, it’s his Cirith Ungol and Hanoi Rocks albums.

Yet because Norwegian voters know a good thing when they see it, the erstwhile Gylve Fenris Nagell— revered cofounder of Norwegian extreme metal legends Darkthrone, Metalion: The Slayer Mag Diaries contributor, radio personality, outdoorsman, and all-around tastemaker—is now a democrat...