O you magnificent reader of books, I need your help

ΤΗΕ SUMMARY: My book, Drakon Book I: The Sieve, is coming out next week. I need your help.
THE IMPOSSIBLE MISSION: I have to convince you to buy my book it, read it and review it. Next week. But you are too busy, you don’t read and when you read it is only Ishiguro and David Foster Wallace. Or Fifty Shades of Gray and the sports pages.
THE CAST: ME and YOU
THE SETTING: You are about to enter a fancy wine store that carries all the best labels, from the top wineries you love. You don’t have mu...