What the hell happened to all the unscented candles?

6 stores, town of 100,000 people: no unscented candles. Finally I asked a retail person at the last store, "Do you have any unscented candles?"

She's like, "What do you mean? Unscented candles?"

"Yeah. You know, they're just wax and don't smell like anything?"

She says, "Really? Not even apples?"

"Right."

She stared at me like I had just climbed out of a UFO. Nude.