So, I received your book, witty letter, autograph and all. It was surreal to finally be able to crack it open. I am not even exaggerating when I say this is turning into one of the best books I've ever read. The way you incorporate satire i

My god, thank you so much for your kind words. Jeez.

And, yeah. I'll always have signed copies available on Ebay if anyone's interested. I'll also include a note that will make you and your girlfriend laugh as well. If you don't have a girlfriend, no worries. Simply wave my book around and you'll get two.