"Never date a feminist" is trending on Twitter right now. (Yes, I occasionally pop in even though my account is on autopilot and I follow no one).

But seriously. I have been dating (mostly trying to date) since the 80s and they were ALL feminists. Women in 2016 are by default feminist. The programming has worked.

I had sex with a woman last night who once told me that men will soon no longer be needed. Sperm will be grown in the lab. It will be ‘corrected’ to only produce female offspring.

She went down on me after she said this, so I kinda think she’s full of shit.