Dorian’s Thirst for Qunari
Dorian: I’m also a mage. Would you prefer me bound and leashed?
He’s gotta know what he’s saying here. Yes, he’s referencing the horrible things that happen to saarabas to needle Bull, but he’s got to know he’s also giving the words a potential sexual connotation. C’mon, dude is smart.
Dorian: I will never understand why Qunari warriors spend half their time running around bare-chested.
Iron Bull: Thought you’d appreciate that!
Dorian: It’s stupid. They should wear armor.
Iron Bull: You see a member of the Beresaad in full armor, you run, because it’s war.
Dorian: They should wear armor all the time!
Iron Bull: Then they’d have to invade everyone. You’re so bloodthirsty.
Dorian: (Growls.)
How much time do you spend thinking about half naked Qunari warriors, Dorian?
Iron Bull: I’m just saying, Dorian. You have this picture of the Qunari in your mind, you see us as this forbidden, terrible thing, and you’re inclined to do the forbidden.
Dorian: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Iron Bull: All I’m saying is, you ever want to explore that, my door’s always open.
Dorian: You are impossible! This is…(annoyed grunt)!
Iron Bull: Good! I like that energy. Stoke those fires, big guy!
Dude’s biggest fear is temptation. I bet how the qunari are depicted in Tevinter make them a textbook forbidden thing. Our fave tsundere.
Dorian: Maybe a sea voyage! I could get captured by burly qunari pirates. That would be fun.
I just. Dorian, please.
Dorian: I also have an appreciation for an entire people who are so… muscular. A personal failing, some might say.
Adaar: No issue with me being Inquisitor, then?
Dorian: None that specifically involve you being so very, very large, no.
Holy shit this man wants to ride Adaar and/or Iron Bull so bad it’s not even funny.
