Qapla’! Easy Klingon phrases that may save your life

quSDaq ba’lu’’a’ (Is this seat taken?) Usage: When you’re sitting down to negotiations with a Klingon, it’s probably best to proceed with caution—although your polite question may betray your humanoid tendencies. vjIjatlh (Speak) Usage: As a greeting. “A Klingon will not waste time on trivial pleasantries,” notes Windsor. Why say “hello” when you can issue […]