Sasquatch Theft & Dragon Guardian Interview
Clan Valley guardians are investigating the disappearance of asasquatch (aka Big Foot) from Mordecai's Sasquatch Ranch on thewestern edge of Lake Eufaula in the Eastern part of Oklahoma.
Clan guardians believe there is foul play involved, but the owner ofthe ranch is not a subject in the ongoing investigation. The animalarrived the same day it disappeared and hadn't been paid for.Mordecai Bunn said his insurance wouldn't cover the disappearance ofthe animal.
As a side note, I wanted to mention I've visited the ranch, which hascabins and jet skis for rent. The ranch is a fun family destination.It's also world famous for it sasquatch breeding program, whichprovides zoos and big game hunters with quality Sasquatch.
Onward to the promised interview with a Dragon Guardian!
I transcribed the promised conversation I had with dragon guardianAlexander concerning the terrorist organization Khr'Vurr, which isbased in Dragon Valley.
I'll skip the pleasantries and get to the good stuff...
Jodie: Is it true the Khr'Vurr, a notoriously 'dragon only'organization is actively recruiting outside of Dragon Valley?
Alexander: No comment.
Jodie: You're a guardian. It's your duty to protect. So shouldn't yoube willing to warn people? What if they start terrorizing the othervalleys? People need information.
Alexander: Jodie, this isn't a game. You need to keep your nose outof it.
Jodie: Yes, I know it isn't a game. That's my point! Wouldn't it bebetter to warn people?
Alexander: :sighs: We believe the Khr'Vurr is actively seeking newrecruits.
Jodie: Are they targeting any specific valley? You know like onlyvalleys in the Dhark Empire?
Alexander: Off the record?
Jodie: Yes, of course! (he knew I'd tell... I always do.)
Alexander: The Khr'Vurr have united with several Dhark Valley Lords,extending their network into a dozen different valleys. This is avery dangerous time for Sídhí and Mundanes. We're concerned thesilent war they've started may soon explode into something a lotworse.
Jodie: You mean like the bomb exploding in the Royal Valley? I'veheard it was targeting Prince Jacoby, because he refused to cooperatewith the Khr'Vurr.
:pause: Then he hissed at me!
Alexander: Who told you that?
Jodie: Anonymous tip. I've been going through records. Did you knowin the last three months car bombs and kidnappings have increased byfour hundred percent?
:low, deep growl: Dragons, even when they are in human form, growlreally well. He made the hair stand up on my head.
Jodie: And I've heard the Dragon Council is so desperate to find theKhr'Vurr ring leaders they have threatened other valleys.
:silence:
Jodie: Well, is it true? Can Dragon Council shut down all thegateways leading to Earth? Will they?
Alexander: Jodie, you get one warning. This is it. Stay out ofKhr'Vurr business. And more importantly stay out of council business.Do not go spreading false rumors.
Jodie: Now, wait a minute...
Alexander: No, you're sticking your nose into things that's going toget you killed. The Khr'Vurr are big league. Stay. Out. Of. It.
Jodie: I'm a reporter. It's my duty...
:he cuts me off, the nerve!:
Alexander: No, you're a nosy busy body.
:Slams phone down in my ear:
Well! That was rude!
Honestly, anyone who knows me understands my need for searching outthe true story. No matter the danger to my own well being. Of course,someone like Alexander calls it nosy behavior, but I think everyoneunderstands my need to give them the true story.
Never worry, I'll keep digging!
Clan guardians believe there is foul play involved, but the owner ofthe ranch is not a subject in the ongoing investigation. The animalarrived the same day it disappeared and hadn't been paid for.Mordecai Bunn said his insurance wouldn't cover the disappearance ofthe animal.
As a side note, I wanted to mention I've visited the ranch, which hascabins and jet skis for rent. The ranch is a fun family destination.It's also world famous for it sasquatch breeding program, whichprovides zoos and big game hunters with quality Sasquatch.
Onward to the promised interview with a Dragon Guardian!
I transcribed the promised conversation I had with dragon guardianAlexander concerning the terrorist organization Khr'Vurr, which isbased in Dragon Valley.
I'll skip the pleasantries and get to the good stuff...
Jodie: Is it true the Khr'Vurr, a notoriously 'dragon only'organization is actively recruiting outside of Dragon Valley?
Alexander: No comment.
Jodie: You're a guardian. It's your duty to protect. So shouldn't yoube willing to warn people? What if they start terrorizing the othervalleys? People need information.
Alexander: Jodie, this isn't a game. You need to keep your nose outof it.
Jodie: Yes, I know it isn't a game. That's my point! Wouldn't it bebetter to warn people?
Alexander: :sighs: We believe the Khr'Vurr is actively seeking newrecruits.
Jodie: Are they targeting any specific valley? You know like onlyvalleys in the Dhark Empire?
Alexander: Off the record?
Jodie: Yes, of course! (he knew I'd tell... I always do.)
Alexander: The Khr'Vurr have united with several Dhark Valley Lords,extending their network into a dozen different valleys. This is avery dangerous time for Sídhí and Mundanes. We're concerned thesilent war they've started may soon explode into something a lotworse.
Jodie: You mean like the bomb exploding in the Royal Valley? I'veheard it was targeting Prince Jacoby, because he refused to cooperatewith the Khr'Vurr.
:pause: Then he hissed at me!
Alexander: Who told you that?
Jodie: Anonymous tip. I've been going through records. Did you knowin the last three months car bombs and kidnappings have increased byfour hundred percent?
:low, deep growl: Dragons, even when they are in human form, growlreally well. He made the hair stand up on my head.
Jodie: And I've heard the Dragon Council is so desperate to find theKhr'Vurr ring leaders they have threatened other valleys.
:silence:
Jodie: Well, is it true? Can Dragon Council shut down all thegateways leading to Earth? Will they?
Alexander: Jodie, you get one warning. This is it. Stay out ofKhr'Vurr business. And more importantly stay out of council business.Do not go spreading false rumors.
Jodie: Now, wait a minute...
Alexander: No, you're sticking your nose into things that's going toget you killed. The Khr'Vurr are big league. Stay. Out. Of. It.
Jodie: I'm a reporter. It's my duty...
:he cuts me off, the nerve!:
Alexander: No, you're a nosy busy body.
:Slams phone down in my ear:
Well! That was rude!
Honestly, anyone who knows me understands my need for searching outthe true story. No matter the danger to my own well being. Of course,someone like Alexander calls it nosy behavior, but I think everyoneunderstands my need to give them the true story.
Never worry, I'll keep digging!
Published on July 19, 2011 09:26
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