"Küss meinen Arsch! Not another meeting about global...

"Küss meinen Arsch! Not another meeting about global governance!I swear, if one more person asks me if I'm competent, I'm telling them flat out:'Sitzen auf einem Tannenzapfen!'
If only Germany was like Ecuador, I'd be having my almuerzo right nowand the day would be tranquilo.
Maybe I'll pop down to one of the migrant camps and see what's cooking there. Ah...then again, maybe not. They probably don't have any Kartoffelpuffer, Klosse or Bratkartoffeln, and I'm definitely not going to find  any seco de pollo y humitas, so what's the point!"