Okay. Tell me if you've heard this one before. A guy walks into a dentist office.
It's the first time he's ever been there.
He tells the receptionist, "Hey, one of my crowns popped off."
She nods. "You've come to the right place."
The guy nods back. "Yeah, I'd like to set up an appointment to get it fixed."
She leans into the next room and mumbles something.
Next thing, the dentist is shaking the guy's hand, "Come over here. Sit down in the chair."
Before the guy knows it, a light is shining in his face, an attractive woman is suctioning his face, and the dentist is probing and polishing and pushing his fingers where it does the best good.
The guy just sits there, staring at the soap opera on the television in the ceiling.
Five minutes pass.
Next thing he knows, he's out the door.
Everything's done.
And he went away.No joke.
Really.
Published on September 05, 2016 12:53