How I Became a Vegetarian – Twice

I once gave up meat twice.

The first time was because of a girl. Typical – right? You see, she was a strict vegetarian and so I thoughtthatI wouldbe in-with-a-chance (so to speak) if Ibecame one too.

This is how my first day as a born-again-vegetarian went:

Caught bus to work Wentto sandwich shop Purchased breakfast sandwich Got half way through said meal Realised that I was eating a bacon, egg and tomato sandwich Reasoned to myself that I could start the diet tomorrow instead Finished eatin...