platonically taking him to a gay bar on his stag night

the-7-percent-solution:

inevitably-johnlocked:

You know, just two bros at a gay bar, alone, getting hammered, going home together, celebrating that last night of freedom.
Just what bros do.

Platonically lying down on the stairs next to each other after, then platonically playing games with feet in each other’s crotches, just like bros do