A Popular Trait Takes The Bait!

Have you ever thought about the popular crap? That's just what it may be across the map. I'd go and use shit though. It has more oomph you know. Confused at my lair? Bah, you'll get there.

Popular as can be.
This and that from sea to sea.
But not that and this.
Wait, sea to sea is a miss.

What's popular here,
Over there strikes fear.
What's popular now,
Goes away somehow.

At least one can hope.
Who wants to see a dope?
Seems many surely do.
Many nuts popular with a loose screw.

The moral is,
If I go all moral biz,
If even the more counts,
Good doesn't = amounts.

Oh praise be.
Best thing ever to see.
1,000,000 sheep this so.
But it's the equivalent of, you know.

Wait! 1,000,000 people can't be wrong.
They are all singing the same song.
Pffft go join the sheep.
There "great" runs no so deep.

Have to fit in.
So give the popular thing a spin.
Baa baa black sheep.
Follow Little Bo Peep.

Whoopsy, I stepped on popularity there.
The PC nuts may come and swear.
Because that nursery rhyme is as racist as can be.
Popular to find shit where it isn't there with glee.

A douchebag says it's okay.
So come and play.
They beat Little Bo Peep.
After all, they are an elected creep.

They can't lie.
And I'm really that Elvis guy.
That is a popular comparison too.
I guess I do go popular once in a while at my zoo.

What about you? Follow the trend at your zoo? Do you baa like a sheep? Believe in some egotistic creep? Tell the cat so he can make fun. Maybe a new What Off can be spun. Pffft to thinking something is popular or cool because it is said by some creep, brain dead turd, paid endorser, or fool. Maybe I should pass some popular gas? Then all would be in a fog and send riches to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.