A What Off Idiot Spree At My Sea!

Over at Brian the cat's sea he does an opt to adopt spree. But this What Off gets turned around. Nope, not from cat to hound. He is much nicer than me so this What Off let's it fly free. Idiots galore from shore to shore.

I'm so great.
I'm so grand.
I got a new mate,
Here in my land.

Whoopsy, they don't like cats.
Time to send them away.
Even dogs, fish and rats,
Can't have them on display.

I broke up.
They are gone.
I'll get a new pup.
They were a con.

A new love of my life.
Oopsy, goodbye to the pup.
They may be my husband/wife,
Can't have a pup to create a hiccup.

Broke up once more.
Time for a new cat.
And so goes the encore,
With such a rotten ass dingbat.

Then comes a sniffle.
Oh, it is oh so bad.
With a little whiffle,
Cat/dog/etc. time has been had.

Got a new child.
It is so great.
But the cat/dog/etc. runs wild.
Goodbye is their fate.

Idiots galore.
Opt to adopt?
Toss them off shore,
A philosophy to adopt.

Watch as they drown,
In fish crap all over.
Please any cat in town,
As well as any rover.

Opt to adopt them all?
The fishes say, Hell no!
Let them have a great fall,
Drowning in fish shit below.

There was quite the spin on opt to adopt. Stupid humans should be forced to adopt that opt. Care to opt to adopt that one and toss them in a lake? Hmm make a horse kick them in so you won't get a law breaking mistake. Seen a few who gave pets up time and time again due to relationships at their den. Idiots they are in mass. Such people aren't even good enough to kiss my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.