A Writer List With A What Off Twist!

Chrys Fey said she was saved from the cat's wrath a while ago. Well I just had to fix that, you know. She sure came with a What Off post. Who knew writers she wanted to roast?

Don't do that.
Don't be a cat.
That is just wrong.
Sing a new song.

Be normal as can be.
Normal? Beats me.
But be it.
Not some other shit.

You'll never rise,
With such a disguise.
Just follow me.
Let yourself free.

Don't be a ninja wannabe.
That's an awful spree.
Don't be a cat.
Whoops, I said that.

So you can spell.
What the hell.
You have two blogs.
Don't be time hogs.

They're, there and their is here.
Of them you have no fear.
But you're a blue guy.
That just gets an oh me, oh my.

That's not the way.
Not the way to pay.
That is the way to fail.
So hit the trail.

Don't follow me.
No saying spree.
They are so cliche.
Make them go away.

Hit the trail was it.
In case you didn't pick up that bit.
You don't even need to read.
Just type a story at your feed.

No editing needs to be done.
Shove it in the face of everyone.
Read the writing on the wall.
For today, that is all.

Wowweee, she sure gets quite the ego trip when she let's the What Off rip. May want to do the opposite of all of that? What? This was written by the cat? Haven't you learned yet? I'm just a channeling pet. I channel the What Offs of all. Then I give them a call. I know you believe such a pass. You have to trust my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.