A True Lie What Off Fly!

It seems we have another liar today. Maybe her pants are on fire at her bay? Is that just wishful thinking toward liars? Maybe some pyromaniac that likes to set fires? Beats the heck out of me. On with the What Off from Liedessa at our sea.

The moon is large.
The moon is grand.
It causes a charge,
All across the land.

It make you pay.
It takes your money.
You buy what's on display.
It makes you act funny.

No need to howl.
No need to stare.
You won't growl,
Or run around bare.

Nope, you'll buy.
Buy or die.
Buy on the fly.
Buy first try.

The moon isn't real.
Nope, not one bit.
It is there to create a deal,
And that is it.

Subliminal messaging to crowds.
It is there to make you buy.
Pull back the shrouds.
I tell you no lie.

The full moon gets all.
That half moon gets some.
When the others fall,
Some play dumb.

Marketing for the rich.
It has you in hand.
Feel that twitch?
Isn't subliminal messaging grand?

Even if you have no dough,
You have a credit card.
If neither one though,
You'll dig for gold in the yard.

All so you, buy, buy, buy.
Buy until you die.
Buy on the first try,
When a full moon does fly.

Who knew the moon wasn't real? That is quite the ordeal. Liedessa is sure moon obsessed. Aren't you glad she confessed? Now you can all hide away. No moon causing Black Friday. Hmm Liedessa may be full of it. Didn't they land on that shit? That could have been a fake too. You decide what is true. Liedessa and Truedessa can fight in mass. I'll just be a watching little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.