Bizarre Books II

Back in June I wrote a blog post about bizarre books. This is the second instalment. As with Part 1I have added pithy/fictitious comments below each.

If God Loves Me Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open

Because you forgot the key.

How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found

Would you trust the author to make you disappear when he can’t spell disappear?

How to Abandon Ship

Brimming with helpfultips from Argentine sailors.

Is God In Your Bedroom?

Well he’s not behind the door or in the war...