I hate it when I get an attack of the Arrr-Jim-Lads

Surreal enough for you? Spike Milligan was a genius.

I'll be featuring Milligan clips all week here at The Skwib. Many fans of Monty Python will know that Milligan was hugely influential on their comedy, but you can read more about it at Wikipedia if you don't.

Alltop has NO idea what is going on.