R.A. and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Don't worry, you still have the view!The morning started out so well.
My recently cleaned out garage now sported a working “refrigerator” which I had stuffed full of my favorite Monster Ultra energy drink.  My two oldest boys were up and being pleasant.  They even took out the recycling without too much grumbling.  Local birds, squirrels and an anthropomorphic mice colony all helped select my clothing, make my bed and accompanied me on a lovely Broadway hit.
I was out the door wi...