Pre-approved cuts and content edits for schools doing The Green Bird

One of the challenges of an adaptation of The Green Bird is that I have to serve two masters (obligatory commedia reference!) which means that the sort of risque joke a commedia troupe or community theatre can do might be too much for a school. To that end, I’m compiling a list of the raciest parts of the script below with pre-approved cuts and modifications for schools in need of a tamer alternative. There’s also some suggestions for cutting for length below as well.

You’ve pre-emptively got...