Day 26: Kee & Tate

RELEASE DAY COUNT DOWN!  Only five more days.  And Kee and Tate will be unleashed on the world!

​But in the meantime, we have the remaining five answers of the 30-Day Writing Challenge.

26.  Things you’d say to an ex

Kee:  Fuck off.  Bugger off. Get away from me.  And next time I see you, you’d better be running in the opposite direction.

Tate:  Not that he doesn’t deserve it, but wow.  I kinda wish he was around so I can see that conversation.

Kee:  Huh.  You weren’t there that night in the club.  I wished you were, and then I could show him the type of guy I’m in love with now.  Stop making that noise.  It’s not sappy.  It’s true.  Now, your turn.  What would you say to an ex?
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Tate:  Apart from “Hi, I haven’t thought of you for ages”?  I’d probably say, “You took my Boss Orange shirt.  Can I have it back now?”