At The Tones Some What Off Bones!

What if Al only had one pic? That wouldn't make captain caption a fun flick. The same thing over and over could bore rover. Or could it? I guess we'll prove it with this What Off bit.


A headless situation today.But now it can go astray.Watch what I do.I can make a few.

"Like this is real.What's your deal?A cat on a skeleton thing? Looking for a feline fling?"

"Al is nuts.Stuck in ruts.His only friend.I have no rear end."

"That Penwasser is at it again.I'll call my men.Why can't I work this phone?Throw a dog a bone."


"Bone? I'm wise.Not falling for your lies.Besides I can eat myself. Clinton can't add that to his trophy shelf."

"Bone? Where?I have the stare.Where is the bone?I feel so alone."

 "Wow, I'm here.All can come and peer.I feel so naked today.What happened to my dick anyway?"

"My ass moved to my chin.Is that a win? See me strut.Bone that, you mutt."

"Do I get my bone?Damn this stupid phone.Why won't it work?I'll get that Penwasser jerk."

And so it goes.Step on toes.With a headless Bones. Somewhere Clinton moans.
I guess it could still work. Want to see your head on Bones for a perk? Al could go anywhere with that. What? No, it wasn't done by the cat. I don't want Bush coming after me. I'll leave the bush for Clinton to see. Whoops, was that crass? Doesn't bother my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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