Today I tried to break Usain Bolt's record

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The Olympics will be more satisfying when each event includes a participating representative from the core viewing demographic.



I came to this conclusion after basking in the greatness of Trayv on Bromell.



Who?



He’s the 21-year-old Waco, Texas, sprinter who finished dead last in the Olympics 100 meter dash. Shameful, right?



Wrong. He was just 0.25 seconds behind