Confused

50 word story

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‘I want insurance.’

‘Yes, sir, what sort of insurance do you want?’

‘I want insurance.’

‘Yes, sir, I understand that but what do you want to insure?’

‘Me.’

‘Ah, you want life insurance?’

‘And car and house.’

‘So, you want comprehensive insurance?’

‘How much?’

‘It depends.’

‘Go compare.’

‘I’m confused.’