Writing Advice: How I Edit Stuff

I had someone ask me what my editing process is like a little while ago. My response was something along the lines of "um...well...you see...read it aloud, I guess?"

So here is my actual, no bullshit, totally serious editing process. Following this is the only way to do this, and anyone who tells you different is a lying liar.

First, fly to Bali.

You might think you can skip this bit because you are very far away from Bali and there is an island nation closer to home that fits the profile pretty...