Ghost in a Bar

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50 word story

So this ghost walks into a bar, causing everyone there to clear out, in a hurry. Except the bartender, who stands there, nonchalant, wiping the bar down, collecting dirty glasses. The ghost says to the bartender, ‘I’d like a whiskey.” The bartender, unperturbed, replies, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”