Maybe You Won't Find This as Funny as I Did

My friend Quinn ended up adopting a rabbit she didn't want (it showed up on her doorstep - don't laugh - I had a dog follow me home once and refuse to leave). Recently, said rabbit (who has been dubbed Dr. Bunstein) was nowhere to be found, and her significant other, Consort (no, that isn't really his name) went in search:

He called for the rabbit in all of his favorite places, then in the obscure places, finally looking in the far dusty corner of the yard. There was Dr. B, lying on his...