Who wins? Cthulhu or the Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40K?

Charlie said you fine folk might help me resolve a family argument!

Geek parenting raises all sorts of issues not covered in the child rearing manuals.��You know the kind of thing:��Do you scold a child for wrecking their sibling's house in Minecraft? What if the same child��swears foully, but in Mandalorian? What if your 8-year-old daughter wants to have your Necronomicon in her room? What do you do if familiarity with the Belter patois is hindering your 12-year-old son's progress in French?

Now they have this running argument over who would win the celebrity deathmatch? Cthulhu (not to be confused with the plush incarnation that usually resides in the naughty corner of my daughter's bed for trying to eat the faces of the other toys) or the Emperor of Mankind from the Warhammer 40K universe?

��What do you guys think?

M Harold��Page��is the sword-wielding author of books like��Swords vs Tanks��(Charles Stross:��"Holy ****!") and is planning some more historical fiction. For his take on writing, ��read��Storyteller Tools: Outline from vision to finished novel without losing the magic��(Ken MacLeod: "...very useful in getting from ideas etc to plot and story."��Hannu Rajaniemi: "...find myself to coming back to [this] book in the early stages.")