Is It Time To Stop The Olympics?

Yes, you read that right. I believe that the Olympics may not be relevant any longer. I believe that without significant changes, the Olympics should not go on. Also, in addition to my perpetual candidacies for President and Sexiest Man Alive, that I should also be head of the International Olympic Committee.

Here are the reasons I think the Olympics need are no longer relevant:

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