Rumpthrillary Is Melting While Thrillrumpary Is Quivering

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Rumpthrillary Thrillrumpary, our bipolar, transgender Presidential candidate is melting and quivering.

One half of this insanely volatile cocktail is shaking in its juices while the other half is frantically stirring its olives with criminal trepidation.

One pole of the beast is having a "preview of coming attractions" mental breakdown in full public view while the other pole is quivering with her green olives awaiting the impending release of additional e-mails by everyone's Everyman hero, that enemy of government fruit flies around the world, Wiki-leaks.

Yay Wiki-leaks! Rock on!

And you thought America could not possibly get any more pathetic after 16 years of Whacky Bush Doodle and Snoop Dogg Barry Obama?

Just wait until Rumpthrillary Thrillrumpary plumps its crazy fat ass down in the Oval Office.

Pssssssst Snoop Dogg Barry....

about that 400 million dollar payoff to the Iranians in exchange for four hostages.

Is that just another example of "being fit for the Presidency?"

What does your teleprompter tell you to say about that one?