Random Stuff for Friday

Did you ever wonder why people never take the first slice of bread out of the loaf? Is the fourth or fifth slice really that much fresher?

What is up with the employee of the month parking spot? Is it really that big a perk? I mean just how far away are the other employee parking spaces that this is a big deal? "I love my job. I'm making eight stinking bucks an hour stocking shelves but hey, I get to park fifty yards away from the front door if I do my job really well." Sheesh.

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