I am a weapons-grade smartass.
Fucking A.
In other news:
Spent the day with Mom, helping her pick out a new computer. She's so clueless about technology, but likes to play games. The number one priority for her: "Does it have free cell?"
:)
We got an adorable little laptop. 300 bucks. With free cell. She's not one to fondle the little pad to get the pointer to move around, so we also got a mouse.
Mom's all set and, just about an hour ago, scurried off to play with her new computer. She told me I have to remain near my phone to answer any questions she may have while she fires it up back at her place.
It's 2011. I'm always near my phone because it's in my pocket. She's so cute :)
Jesus christ I love that woman.
Now, I am drinking Bud Light and listening to Guy Clark. What the hell are you doing?
