Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, condensed

Hi everyone,I finally rounded out my Harry Potter condensed parody collection by writing one for Order of the Phoenix, and it is now done and you can read it here! (Also here.)
Or at least, my parody series WAS complete until they released that eighth book yesterday. I'm ignoring that detail for now.Feel free to send anyone to my full collection of parodies if you think they'd like them. They include not only the HP books but the Lord of the Rings movies, and a couple of other random t...