The Ignoring Spree Takes A Knee!

Isn't email such a wonderful thing? Now you can use it to even have some weird fling. No waiting days or weeks for the mail as some mailman hits the trail. You get it now. But the now brings a cow.

I emailed you today.
I had my say.
Reply back now.
If not, I have a cow.

You need to reply.
If not I'll die.
No exaggeration there.
Reply, no time to spare.

If not, you're bad.
You're ignoring me at your pad.
Yeah, it is all about me.
I now hate thee.

What was that?
Likely story where you're at.
Life got in your way?
Pffft have a nice day.

You got busy?
I'm still having a tizzy.
You can't fool me.
I was ignored by thee.

You went shopping?
Your internet is flopping?
It got lost in junk?
Pffft, that is all bunk.

I know it to be true.
I was ignored by you.
You should reply right away.
Otherwise I won't have a nice day.

It is all about me.
Me and not thee.
Me and my email.
Reply back without fail.

On vacation?
No elation.
You were sick?
Not falling for that trick.

It's all about me.
I now hate thee.
I feel so ignored.
I'll email you again when I'm bored.

Ever get those types at your sea? They need to be emailed back right away by thee. Pffft go and take a hike I say, right into some big bay. The cat usually replies pretty quickly at our sea, but if not and one fusses on them I'll pee. Then they will stink worse than the gas that comes out of my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.