Dear Russia, About This Hacking Thing...

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Dear Russia,

It has been reported today that someone, apparently you, according to the PC media, has hacked their way into networks of the Clinton campaign and the House Democratic fundraising committee.

Thank you.

It is very seldom that Americans ever get an inside peek into either of its two major crime families, the Republican and Democratic political parties.

We would suggest that if you are an "equal opportunity" hacker and divulge secrets from Mr. Trump Monkey's campaign as well as the Republican fundraising committees, that in gratitude Americans might make Mr. Putin a serious write-in candidate and turn our choice between the lesser of two evils into a scintillating choice between the lesser of three evils.
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Published on July 30, 2016 07:58
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message 1: by Manny (new)

Manny I hope Mr. Putin is listening. I would certainly be interested to see the reactions from both parties if WikiLeaks posted Lyin' Crooked Donald's elusive tax returns.


message 2: by Manny (new)

Manny I'm actually quite surprised that Trump's tax returns haven't already been leaked. I thought that would happen a while back.


message 3: by Manny (new)

Manny I just did a google search for the Lyin' Crooked One's tax returns. There's a lot of speculation but little facts. One person has seen them but signed papers that stop him from saying anything. He however disputes the claim that they won't contain anything interesting.


message 4: by David (new)

David Gustafson Trump's tax returns and the Clinton Foundation income and expenditures would both make for interesting reading.


message 5: by David (new)

David Gustafson They can make a better one.


message 6: by Manny (new)

Manny Absolutely! Come on hackers, show us what you're made of! Get all that dirt out in the open!


message 7: by David (last edited Jul 30, 2016 11:25AM) (new)

David Gustafson Another of many arguments for a flat tax.

Although I will wager that the Trump Monkey has paid more in personal income tax over the last eight years than Jeff Immelt's General Electric Corporation.


message 8: by Manny (new)

Manny I wonder if I can get an I LOVE GUCCIFER 2.0 T-shirt?


message 9: by David (new)

David Gustafson Please! Please! Please!


message 10: by David (last edited Sep 06, 2016 08:54AM) (new)

David Gustafson Senator Harry Reid of Nevada and Miss Hillary are fashioning a rather hilarious narrative in the PC media around the possibility of the Russians hacking into American polling stations and rigging the election in favor of Donald Trump.

Never mind that the last shit house maggot in the world that Putin would want to see anywhere near the American arsenal would be a nut job fruitcake like Trump, this is shamelessly hilarious because if there is one single, experienced expert on rigging American polling stations, that man would be Harry Reid.

Why else do you think Harry is the one frantically waving red flags?


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