Future Variations on Steampunk

It's been said many times that Steampunk is what happened when Goths discovered the color brown. What will be the next in the progression?

Steamdunk: Goths discover swimming…and that chlorine turns the black dye in their hair pink/purple.

Steamfunk: Goths discover George Clinton and the Funkadelics and give up 'I wanna die with razor blades in my eyes' music. 

Steamgunk: Goths discover there is an over-the-counter medication for the cheese between their toes (combat boots are sweaty.) 

Steamhunk: Female Goths discover some men do have chests that aren't concave. 

Steamjunk: Goths simultaneously discover socks in your pants give you junk, all women look good with junk in their trunk, and Sandford and Son. 

Steamsunk: Pre-Goths discover that Titanic cruisers thought they were all widows and widowers, but the end of the trip was full of death and despair. Pre-goth win-win. 

Steamxunk: Goths discover they have mutant powers and could save the world! But….eh, who cares? And instead go get another tattoo and skull earring. 

Steamzunk: Future Goths go see Avatar 15 in hopes those damn blue naked Smurfs finally die horribly and additionally discover what the hell unobtainium is.  Wouldn't semi-obtanium be more appropriate?